Clarkson Integrator

Issue Summary

News

• Lapsit shines despite weather
• The secrets to having good sex
• War on terror
• Adobe CS5 launch

Opinion

• Dating at school
• Dolls rocked
• Clarkson Untouchables
• Is religion bad for us?
• $500,000+ for Knightline

Entertainment

• Dr. Horrible and Zombie theater

Sports

• Knights come out on top in close game against Eagles
• Chudy gets Rookie of the Week two straight weeks
• CU breaks losing streak against SLU
• Women's Lacrosse breaks record for most goals in a game

Features

• High alcohol content beers
• Dorm room cooking with Chef Hunter
• CUSA overthrown in military coup