Clarkson Integrator

Monday, September 4, 2006

Web Content

• No Laugh Track Required Serves Up Silly Sketches

News

• Maintenance Workers Continue Struggle with Administration for Higher Wages
• OIT Implements Changes in Clarkson University Network
• Convocation: Rabkin on Science Fiction
• Fall 2006 Student Activities Fair
• Latest Stem Cell Approach Found to Destroy Embryos
• Bomb Threat
• Get Involved!

Opinion

• Textbooks Are Way Too Expensive
• Cheers and Jeers
• Class of 2010 Platform
• Survivor Plays The Race Card
• Proving Science Is Not Dull
• Have Colleges Failed U.S.?
• Katrina, Punch at the Pump
• Awards Show Awards Multiple Awards to Other Awards Show
• It Should Not Cost More to be Poor

Entertainment

• Jamie Lissow Gives His Own Brand of Brash Humor
• Laugh, Cry, and Cringe with Sunshine's Superb Cast
• Razbari Sumthing Brings Ska to Cheel Commons
• Sure Things Fizzle, Long Shots Sizzle
• Jason Statham Braves Helicopters and Nudity

Sports

• Hat Trick Dooms Golden Knights
• CU Men Draw in Second Round
• Agassi, Not a New Yorker, But He Is New York
• Stanford Routed by Oregon
• Vols Take Charge Early, Pound No. 9 Cal

Features

• The University View From Tony Collins
• Little "Green Box"
• Aikido Lessons For Life
• Photo of the Week
• Clarkson University Concrete Canoe Team
• So, Stacey...
• Burn Their Countryside
• Students' Religious Outlets Grow
• Stay in College... For as Long as Possible

More Issues

Issue Summary

News

• Lapsit shines despite weather
• The secrets to having good sex
• War on terror
• Adobe CS5 launch

Opinion

• Dating at school
• Dolls rocked
• Clarkson Untouchables
• Is religion bad for us?
• $500,000+ for Knightline

Entertainment

• Dr. Horrible and Zombie theater

Sports

• Knights come out on top in close game against Eagles
• Chudy gets Rookie of the Week two straight weeks
• CU breaks losing streak against SLU
• Women's Lacrosse breaks record for most goals in a game

Features

• High alcohol content beers
• Dorm room cooking with Chef Hunter
• CUSA overthrown in military coup