Clarkson Integrator

Monday, March 31, 2008

News

• New York State Governor affairs
• Lights go out worldwide for Earth Hour
• Piercings & national security
• Bull Riding Competition
• Lecture on Contaminants
• CUSA in a Nutshell
• Campus Safety and Security Blotters

Opinion

• More oil trouble
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is better than The Colbert Report
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is better than The Colbert Report
• Class, food etiquette
• Interfraternity council update
• The Olympic Spotlight

Entertainment

• DVD not Legendary
• Humorless comic
• Funny Games, how do you watch movies?
• Wii delivers Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• Moby's Last Night

Sports

• Knights top State
• UCLA cruises to San Antonio
• Knights beat Cloud
• Knights finished
• CU booted from ECAC tournament

Features

• A Cybernetic Leap!
• From the Archives: December 1991
• This week in the sky
• Ben goes Light?
• Photo of the Week
• The Integrator Epics
• Gaming and Burns

Instigator

• Global Warming is Real!!!
• Zen Buddhism program to improve Clarkston ratio
• "F*#$^n' Deer" invade Clarkston campus, hunting deer legalized
• One billion dollar$ found buried at Clark$ton $$$$$
• Clarkston sells Cheel Arena to Exxon-Mobile
• Paper banned at Clarkston University!
• Dorascopes
• This Week... IN SPACE
• Dude! If you've got money, we've got beer!
• Poem of the Week
• Drug Bust at Clarkston University
• Who can finish first?
• No Time for Clarkston
• Parental Advisory Warning!!!
• This just in!
• Clarkson clubs vs evil vampires
• New Housing Option
• OH YEAH!

More Issues

Issue Summary

News

• Lapsit shines despite weather
• The secrets to having good sex
• War on terror
• Adobe CS5 launch

Opinion

• Dating at school
• Dolls rocked
• Clarkson Untouchables
• Is religion bad for us?
• $500,000+ for Knightline

Entertainment

• Dr. Horrible and Zombie theater

Sports

• Knights come out on top in close game against Eagles
• Chudy gets Rookie of the Week two straight weeks
• CU breaks losing streak against SLU
• Women's Lacrosse breaks record for most goals in a game

Features

• High alcohol content beers
• Dorm room cooking with Chef Hunter
• CUSA overthrown in military coup