Clarkson Integrator

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Instigator

• USACE Helicopters bring SLU to Madstop
• SLU apologizes for being SLU
• Ballsegy loses slap bet to T. Collings
• Economy = moolah problemos
• Color by numbers for all
• Color by Numbers for All
• Word Search
• Puzzles!
• Maze
• Clarkston's Most Eligiblest Bachelors
• Weekly Dorascopes
• Robby likes his Forties
• A story for U
• Word Yo
• Poem of the Week
• Awesome life lessons from TV
• Drinking Buddy Bingo
• Arnie's Advice
• War reaches Madstop
• Clarkston Wrap Unfolds
• Advertisement
• Rent a Llama

More Issues

Issue Summary

News

• Lapsit shines despite weather
• The secrets to having good sex
• War on terror
• Adobe CS5 launch

Opinion

• Dating at school
• Dolls rocked
• Clarkson Untouchables
• Is religion bad for us?
• $500,000+ for Knightline

Entertainment

• Dr. Horrible and Zombie theater

Sports

• Knights come out on top in close game against Eagles
• Chudy gets Rookie of the Week two straight weeks
• CU breaks losing streak against SLU
• Women's Lacrosse breaks record for most goals in a game

Features

• High alcohol content beers
• Dorm room cooking with Chef Hunter
• CUSA overthrown in military coup